I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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