i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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