do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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