Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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