Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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