do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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