Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
