So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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