There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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