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(210): View more from Texas

Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys

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(773): View more from Illinois

Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal

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(812): View more from Indiana

she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.

(1-812): View more from Indiana

thatta girl

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(917): View more from New York City

shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.

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(863): View more from Florida

Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.

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(734): View more from Michigan

you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.

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(916): View more from California

Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.

(714): View more from California

just follow your vagina

(916): View more from California

Quote of the day.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

100000% expect a picture of my ass in them

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