return my video game
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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