Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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