Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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