I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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