Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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