you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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