You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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