I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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