Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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