you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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