The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I forget how to act sober
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