I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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