I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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