My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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