it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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