I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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