Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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