I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
