rhymes with "ouble enetration"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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