Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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