You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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