He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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