i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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