my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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