Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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