1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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