Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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