Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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