thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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