I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
