Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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