It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I will be naked everywhere
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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