He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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