so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You ate ashes out of my bong
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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