I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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