Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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