I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I pour the whiskey from now on
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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