Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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