I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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