I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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