his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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